bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

(via rickymartinofficial)

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

(via veleno-e-vino)

greywardensexual:

DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN AUDIO LIMBO

(via crrocs)

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

(via slapmytitties)

stevenfresco:

stevenfresco:

it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life

ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder

(via thepowerofsatan)

cumberbatchkisses:

orlandobloomers:

people used to have to paint their own selfies

(via thingsicanteven)